My work uses “No Password” as the guest password

If you want, I’ll block you so you can feel included.

I have opinions on my lawn and your proximity to it.

Anything food service. I am NOT to be trusted with food.

Or, you know, just being alive without them.

That thing’s been in a butt. Almost certainly. Possibly mine. I can neither confirm nor deny. Good luck.

Spoonula

Honestly, I prefer the original to the sequels.

Only the second time is a re-action.

Josta!

I like your dew too. 😏

Not because of them, no. If disclosed up front and actively working to keep from sharing them I’d be OK with it.

Delicious, delicious carnauba wax…

INHALES

Whoa whoa whoa! Leave some penis for the rest of us!

I understand 100%

I, too, do not know how to use three seashells.

OK, but this could still go either way. Please elaborate.

Unless you’re into that. Just sayin’.

(Imaginary numbers though can fuck off)

I understand the sentiment, but complex numbers literally fall out of computations once you start shaking them hard enough.

Yes, they’re difficult and hard and have a stupid name tagged onto them. Also, they exist and are useful.

No. Never let them see your next move.