This looks great. I’m new to go, and the tone is to memey for me to use it in production. But I’ll definitely take a look at some if the function implementations.

You expect a different outcome every morning?

This sucks, I know. I just responded to a friend’s message from two months ago, and I’ve felt bad about not responding since then. But life happens, and for me at least it had nothing to do about that friends behaviour.

It’s meaningful to me, and meaningless to the internet.

I think it’s due to single sign on (SSO) or other means of authentication (OAUTH), which is convenient when used.

But I agree, annoying if you use username and password.