Tomtits

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The humble Mandoline

Severed fingertips await

Fairly sure it’s been a faux pas since long before influencers.

Probably the internet too

If you don’t want the job but have to attend the interview for benefits or whatever, wear socks and sandals.

Definitely won’t get the job and you can keep claiming.

Narcissism

The ending song to the first Portal

You’ve heard of fire, right?

How about cooking hotdogs in a kettle?

Fish fingers in the toaster?

I’ve started leaving the bag in, the OG tea in Spain is gash, need to double bag.

Big Carrefour sells Yorkshire (for a treat) and, Mercadona sells PG Tips.