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@10_0 @thenexusofprivacy Jackie Chan went to Xiongxing and said “Xingxiong xiong xing xing xiong.” His good friend, Martin Luther King, replied “I am a big ape, and therefore cannot speak your language.” However, Stephen Spielberg was hanging out in the ashtray, and he was able to speak to both monkeys and humans. Spielberg said, “It is time for us to eat.” They went to the local pet store and purchased a cat.

@10_0 @thenexusofprivacy Very funny behavior lemmy

You know what time it is now.
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@10_0 @thenexusofprivacy nigger

@lemmylem @asklemmy “Your eyes are pretty cute, but I can make them even cuter if you come home with me tonight.”

@governorkeagan @j4k3 >on Reddit after a post had a certain number of comments/upvotes, I knew that mine would never be seen. I don’t have that feeling on Lemmy.

Posts federate to other instances - even off Lemmy - at different speeds. Those of us on Pleroma/Mastodon who browse TWKN will just see random posts from wherever, and how popular the post is ends up being irrelevant.

Enjoy your first tiny taste of what the internet is like out there lemmybro.

@Sir_Kevin @dan Metric is bad because base 10 is bad.

Imperial units are good because they’re based on subdivisions and commonly referenced lengths that people actually want to make. You want to divide length up into 12 equal parts, because 12 is divisible by 2,3,4, and 6. Dividing it up into 10 equal parts kinda sucks, because 10 is only divisible by 2 and 5.

When measurement scales are important, we ditch metric (or modify it). For example, computers don’t use the usual metric units - a Kilobyte is 1024 bytes. This is because you actually want to divide things up by powers of 2 when you’re working in binary.

@radix @Oka This is the most boring possible skill. How do you achieve it?

@cyberpunk007 @Oka I am good at dating women with one eye.

@CandleTiger @Frub >I see lemmy and mastodon going the same way if they grow enough.

This is one of those things where exactly what happens depends on what group of people you’re in. There’s lots of sub-100 person instances which are basically “using your cool friend’s server” or “using some cool rando’s server.”

The reality is that if you ask someone to pay to shitpost on fedi, they’ll cap the cost at “whatever it costs to self-host,” which ain’t much.

@whatisallthis Interesting claim, bidet salesman. I may actually consider it.

@whatisallthis @Weirdbeardgame >Just dry off snd that’s it.

Doesn’t that still mean you have to wipe shit water off your ass?