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How’d you do this from Mastadon?

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This. Like ten years ago, when Samsungs had swappable batteries, they were super proud of it. They would advertise it as a feature that Apple doesn’t have.

When I was at a festival, Samsung had an activation where you could tweet at them with your phone model and location and they would send someone with a full battery to trade you for yours. It was an amazing free service that I used so many times, and every time, the jealousy on the faces of all the iPhone people was palpable. Then one year, they quietly removed the swappability from their new phones.

Swappable batteries are such a huge feature that most people don’t even know that they want.

You’d probably be surprised to learn how little some famous people make.

Glad I’m not the only one. Never feels good, but it would be even scarier if it did feel good.

Nope. Just generic murder.

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Murder

It’s giving off Charlie Kaufman vibes in the best way. This is my number one most anticipated at the moment.

Raw, microwaved, fried, frozen or drowned - there’s no wrong way to eat an Oreo.

No thanks. I prefer my tea without any salt. Even one grain would be too much salt.

As someone who has spent time in all three states, Mississippi and Alabama are worse than Florida. There are parts of Florida that are just as bad as the bad parts of AL and MS, but there are also parts of FL that have positive aspects. AL and MS not so much.