I had a cat that, when she was a kitten, tried to jump up on the toilet, but ended up in it since the lid was up. She was very, very cautious about jumping up on things after that.

It’s fun to watch clips where people removed the laugh track. The “jokes” really fall flat.

AC/DC - “Back in Black”

My only option is the local city bus. For me to go eight miles straight east to where my work is, I’d have to transfer twice, go a couple miles north of where my destination is, and leave home at least two hours before my shift. By car, it takes less than 15 minutes.

“Excuse me while I whip this out.”