Batman bin Suparman

If my son’s 9000 train-related books are to be trusted, I think it’s called a “firebox”.

Don’t seatbelt your face, obviously

Careful. While funny, you’re running dangerously close to being sucked in.

If an intern (or damn near any employee) can be in a position to single handedly take down that scale of system it’s not the intern that should be fired - it’s the architect that baked that kind of weakness in the first place.

If that is “one of” and not “clearly” the dumbest thing you’ve ever done, I’d love to hear some of the others.