I’m here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I’m all out of bubble gum.

Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight! FIGHT!

I am the worst case scenario of Thomas Jefferson’s dream.

Being able to read a man page, understanding the syntax and how to move back up the page (b is half page back).

The PCs. The party are the real monsters in any campaign. That old woman hoodwinked is out of 2gp. KILL HER.