“Is this thing on ?” And then never say anything further.

Star trek picard

It may surprise you that outside of the US, the word is spelled ‘jewellery’ (three syllables)

Perhaps you could say how American toilets flush… presumably they’re sufficiently different that they don’t work like what you posted ?

I think your button had been rotated

I don’t know.

He seems like a hoopy frood.

Hang on…is this also the universe where the lizard people are in charge?

The universe where my comment gets upvoted on this thread