Heh. When I was a kid, I wanted proper development tools. Turbo Pascal. A relative said they knew where to get a “good deal.” …imagine my surprise when there were no manuals and suspiciously hand-marked floppies. Didn’t have the heart to tell them “you paid money for this?”
(I did later save up money to buy Turbo Pascal 7.0 for DOS. Still proudly displayed on my shelf.)
Next biz bro bestseller: “Leverage the power of your bowels to produce fertiliser that promotes growth”