The Seamstresses’ Guild of Ankh Morpork does not look favorably upon your judgement of their recent endeavors into digitalization and working from home.

Then they set their desk on fire and go on strike for the rest of the day.

Ah, that explains why I was cast into this existence last week after chilling in the void for eons, which I was actually pretty fine with, but here we are now, toast crumbs, income tax and all that. Thanks I guess.

UpMiiGos as well.

There will most certainly be an after. Unfortunately, very likely not for a lot of us.

So, wait, your only network connected computing device is a mobile phone running iOS?