What’s the most absurd thing you’ve seen someone refuse to do because of toxic masculinity?

PorkRoll · 1Y

@Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 1Y

All solvents are gay. That includes water, the gayest of solvents.

@KingBoo@lemmy.world · 1Y

Water, the universally gay, solvent.

@Custoslibera@lemmy.world · 1Y

The H in H2O stands for homosexual, it’s true, look it up.

@CADmonkey@lemmy.world · edit-2 1Y

This makes sense, every gay person I’ve met drank water.

Russ · 1Y

It’s like my science used to say in grade school, “100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide end up dead”.

Water has quite a few side effects, the evidence is clear!

@mack7400@lemmy.world · 1Y

Just like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.

Keith · 1Y

I mean it was sarcasm

@Tja@programming.dev · 1Y

Phrasing is wrong. You have consumed water and are alive.

The correct phrasing could be something like “100% of people who died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their lives”.

Russ · 1Y

You have consumed water and are alive.

Bold assumption! Jokes aside, perhaps that was the phrasing that he used. Unfortunately it’s been quite a while since I was in grade school.

@someguy3@lemmy.world · 1Y

If only it could dissolve the gay away.