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If Jesus and his apostles had Chinese food for the last supper, what do you imagine the fortunes would say?

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If Jesus and his apostles had Chinese food for the last supper, what do you imagine the fortunes would say?

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And loaves.
- Hemingways_Shotgun
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  It’s the most layered joke I’ve ever come up with. Pretty proud of it, ngl.
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    Rightly so. I laughed at the HHGG reference and then I got the second level and mentally applauded you :-)

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