At least you got mine ;)

The address on my restraining order isn’t current. Get me your new address and I’ll get you.

Something. I’ll get you something.

You never came to collect it dude.

Well, duh, you loudly insisted (quite adamantly, I must say) that we should not get you anything at all. We asked you several times if you were sure, and you legitimately got angry at us, so we took you at your word. You got exactly what you asked for.

Most? Ok, what did the others get you?