Alcohol and weed don’t sound appealing.
Rearrange the lounge, or if you want to play it safe, maybe just the shed
When my partner is out of town, I put porn on the big screen
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Already on it.
My mum was raised without eating pork (they just didn’t have it growing up), and my dad saw and heard the abattoir near daily and associates the smell of pork with screaming children.
On the odd weekend when they were both away, us kids would sprint to the store, grab reams of bacon and cook it fast on the sly for a real fry-up. We’d have to air out the house as well afterwards to get rid of the smell, but they’d always know and complain about it when they got back
Protip for if you find a time machine: Charcoal Grill, fire extinguisher, tinfoil, and a pan that’ll fit in the grill. Start your grill, get it all hot and stuff, line your pan with foil, drop your bacon on, cover, and check occasionally, flip when needed. DO NOT spill the grease, but if you do that’s why the fire extinguisher is here. For best results use thick cut bacon (always).
Keeps the smell outside and it’ll be some of the best bacon you’ve ever had, it’s just kiiiind of a fire hazard…
I’m so glad your mom and dad found each other.
Time to finally put in that $25,000 patio door.
I can’t wait till the bluesky fediverse bridge is done. Links dead to anyone without an account BTW.
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To be specific. Looks like you’re right.
Oh hell yeah, fellow orna enjoyer. I like the arcane slimes almost as much as the deadwood.
Funny thing, I just made up ArcaneSlime myself and have no clue what you’re talking about, but now I’m very curious lol.
Wild! Orna is a geobased RPG which has bright purple teardrops called arcane slimes that you can fight.
It’s a pretty good game, but the creator wanted to avoid all scammy mobile game tactics and there’s not enough scarcity to make it long term engaging. It’s very fun for a few months every couple years or so, though, which I like better, tbh.
Oh word cool, I’ll have to give it a try! Thanks for letting me know about it!
Have you thought of lipstick and nail polish?
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YEEEEEE LEZZ GOOOOOO
In that situation I make myself a half-rack of pork ribs in the slowcooker.
Wife doesn’t actually mind this, she just doesn’t care for pork ribs herself and I don’t feel like making her a separate meal when I’m indulging my inner carnivore.
My wife would not want to miss out on ribs.
I watch horribly artsy movies or put speed runs on the big TV, blast music aloud, I order a pizza, and I consume the substances you don’t find appealing, and I wear the same clothes the entire time without changing
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I have not, but something from Cronenberg sounds right up my alley!
Sext her.
Sext her sister
Sext her sister’s BIL
Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
This is some next-level chaos.
She’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
And bits of dried pizza cheese.
Factorio
He said he only had a weekend though.
You guys are amazing
If you don’t like alcohol or weed, cocaine is a helluva drug.
Heh yeah. I’ll just call up my xoke dealer.
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bout to get wild
Aww yeah, gonna get the iron warmed up for an all nighter
