Mean girls
On a Wednesday and make everyone wear pink, so the aliens feel ashamed for not wearing pink.
If I could get away with a miniseries, James Burke’s Connections.
Or Cunk on Earth. It’s a toss-up.
Shawshank Redemption
Even Dwarfs Started Small
The Big Lebowski
That’s, just like, uh, your opinion, man.
Apocalypse Now
Orgasmo. The '97 one, not the '69 one. … fuck it, also the '69 one. Make it a double-feature.
Shocked nobody’s mentioned ‘Mars Attacks.’
Aliens or Predator both have our beautiful military boys and girls getting got by our alien overlords.
Schindler’s List. Humans can be nasty, horrible, utterly evil. It’s all too common. But some of us will work to do good. Some of us will push back and do what’s right. There is evil in this world, but there is also goodness.
Samsara for the same reason. It shows beauty mixed with terrifying images of human impact.
“Contact” for a similar reason. It’s a mix of all motivations, along with people’s general mistrust of each other.
Obviously the complete Stargate franchise. Humans don’t put up with aliens tryin’ to pull any shit.
Eraserhead.
Lol. They’d leave and never come back.
“Gorg, wtf did I just watch?”
“I don’t know, Sir”
Right? The best plan.
Minority Report
Harry Potter; you’ll understand every conflict on earth.
