I talk to my dog while walking. “Do you want to go this way or that? Don’t go in there, that’s not our garden. Hey look, doggies! Shall we go and say hello? It’s ok, don’t be frightened, it’s a cement mixer, it won’t hurt you. Oh, are we going home now?”

I like wearing my wetsuit when I’m alone, sometimes I even sleep in it. I like the look and feel of neoprene.

I like to keep the tap in my bathroom sink squeaky clean and shiny at all times so that there’s not even a single water stain on it, so I give it a wipe every time I use it - which is several times a day.

I secretly enjoy the combination of water-melon and table salt… (TBH oranges, nanas, cados, any fruit that crosses my hands with table salt)

Ate this in public once, people thought i was nuts

Doing little dance steps while walking around the office.

I’m a man and wear a skirt, that’s not the deal. But when nobody is around, I start spinning. It’s such a great feeling!

Updating software. Windows, iOS, Android, Windows Phone (sniff!) among others.

I enjoy a nicely cooked brussel sprout.

I like Psychedelics. They are simply exactly the thing that triggers an ADHD brain that likes Cinema, Theatre, Action, Climbing on cranes, breaking in to abandoned buildings, riding the bike with 50km/h etc.

I dont like drugs normal people like. That numb you. Standard tobacco (hate it) and alcohol (dont really get it/ think its pretty unhealthy to get used to it). Then the “drug taking people” go on with Ecstasy, coke, speed etc. I also dont like these.

I want something interesting, mushrooms, LSD, DMT, Salvia Divinorum… the drugs people are scared of, as they produce intense experiences. They are not made to escape something, you need to be really stable to enjoy them.

Not sure if “secret” applies, but you know I’m dancing when that perfect song comes on at Walmart or the grocery store or wherever.

Look nerdy videos of people doing nerdy stuff, that I will never do myself.

Also, doing system updates

I like listening to multiple songs at the same time. Like, playing a video game, while listening to music, but not also muting the game’s music, so I hear both at once.

Usually, not too weird.

But I guess what qualifies as ‘weird’ is that I enjoy consuming snus / oral tobacco when masturbating. And exclusively when masturbating.

Walking around naked

I microwave my ice cream. Not until it’s completely melted, but till there is just the right mix of melty and firm. Even better is eating microwaved ice cream in the middle of winter while cuddled under and electric blanket. Pure bliss!