Go to wikihow and press on “random article”. That is what you die doing. How do you die?

irelephant [he/him]🍭 · 3M

@Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 3M

Comforting a dying cat :(

@BreadOven@lemmy.world · 3M

Is that link rigged…? This is what I got:

@wintermute@discuss.tchncs.de · 3M

I got “How to remove a urinary catheter” 😱🤣

@BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2M

😳

@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3M

You must be a crewman on the Sargossa

Kalcifer · 3M

How to Cure Fungus on Aquarium Fish

Am I going to be patient zero for an IRL Last of Us?

@stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de · 3M

I’m dying in a religious conflict

@stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de · 3M

Bonus:

@I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org · 3M

Are you by chance Irish?

SanguinePar · 3M

Who knew that dying my brown hair blonde without using bleach could be so dangerous?

@pleasejustdie@lemmy.world · 3M

I die in a freak hawk training accident.

Zippythezigzag · 3M

UPDATE REQUIRED PLEASE UPDATE ON GOOGLE PLAY STORE. So I guess I die from updates.

@theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world · edit-2 3M

I’m checking a microwave for leaks, how did the C4 even get in here?

Che Banana · 3M

apparently I’m bad at igloos

@otacon239@lemmy.world · 3M

I think this speaks for itself

@TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee · 3M

nocturne · 3M

You can eat any plant… at least once.

Dr. Bob · 3M

madjo · 3M

It’s the Rabbit of Caerbannog!

@I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org · 3M

Maybe the bunny has nasty, big, pointy teeth. I’ll fetch the holy grand grenade of Antioch!

@schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 3M

“How to Clean Leather Sandals”

I don’t own leather sandals and am not sure I know anyone who does, so that is very unlikely any time soon.

madjo · 3M

Oh hey, I was wondering, could you clean my sandals for me please? I stepped into something bad at that industrial plant over there, so be careful

nocturne · 3M

Redex · 3M

“How to confront a cheating husband”
That actually makes sense as a way to die, I just need to become gay now.