Orgy of the Dead starts off like it’s going to be your standard weird bad Ed Wood horror movie. We get to meet Criswell, who you might recognize as inspiration for a character in Fright Night among others. There’s also an Elvira type character before Elvira did it better. But then suddenly it’s just a topless woman go-go dancing in a fake graveyard. The whole thing suddenly feels like an softcore porn parody of a Gilligan’s Island episode. The scene ends, and you might think “Gee, maybe they’ll move on to a different location or move the plot along somehow?” Nope, you get a short narration scene and then the next woman comes out with a slightly different costume and dance, still topless though. That scene ends and you think “Well they can’t possibly do that again, so maybe now the ‘plot’ will move along.” Nope! More narration, and another topless dancing woman. By the third girl I was bored. But it was funny again with the fourth. With the fifth woman, I gritted my teeth and thought, “When will this end?” But, by the seventh dancing topless woman it was hilarious. Each one of these dancing girls was almost identical, just slightly different slutty costumes and music. At some point they introduce a Zombie and a Wolf man character to leer at the women along with jerk boyfriend and scared girl tied to a post. After it was clear that the ninth topless dancing girl was the last, I felt immense relief and raised a glass to that mad genius Criswell. Those 92 minutes felt like days. This is not a movie to watch sober and alone during the day.

The faculty

Boar had me screaming for it to eat everyone. It was really, really fun. (Maybe more so because I have a pet pig, he’s just not the size of a truck.)

I would recommend the Ginger Snaps movies. I caught them on the SyFy channel a while back, and they’re hilariously bad.

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for a real stinker, try Boardinghouse(1982) or Cyst (2020).

Dead Alive, one of Peter Jackson’s (yes, THAT Peter Jackson) first films.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103873/

More blood than any other movie I’ve ever seen, and absolutely hilarious…intentionally. A must-see.

Chopping Mall is terrible fun.

I’d say marathoning Friday The 13th movies is worth a go. For what it’s worth, the fourth and sixth movie are legitimately good, but the rest teeter somewhere between entertaining b-movie and pure trash.

Axe.

• Suburban Sasquatch
• chopping mall
• She Came From The Woods
• Army of Darkness
• Carnosaur
• Killer Clowns From Outer Space
• Feeders
• Hack-o-lantern
• Hauntedween

Take your pick, some of these are actual movies, some pretend to be (looking at you Suburban Sasquatch). You’ll have some laughs regardless of the pick.

If you want a genuinely terribly one, check out “Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy.” Sounds like a porn title, but it’s not. Just a batshit weird movie that makes no sense. It’s a Troma movie, but it’s not even funny like Toxic Avenger.

I can’t recommend a name off the top of my head, but Amazon Prime Video and Tubi are treasure troves.

• Revamped - a very bad vampire movie written by, directed by, and starring the same man
• Death Bed: The Bed That Eats - a horrible 70s horror movie with a very literal title
• From Dusk till Dawn

I’m also including some movies that are horror comedies that are actually good and fun on purpose in case those strike the same chord with you. Some aren’t strictly comedic, but I think they’re all fun.

• Cabin in the Woods
• Barbarian
• Get Out
• Housebound
• Slither
• Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
• most of the Evil Dead movies
• You’re Next
• Pearl
• The Guest
• Shaun of the Dead / Hot Fuzz
• What We Do in the Shadows

The Blob and Idle Hands come to mind right away

Otis

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otis_(film)