I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
Lucien Greaves
John Mastodon
Thomas Ladder, the guy who invented that thing
The pope elections always last long cause every man always votes for himself. Just like the pirate king of brethren court
Vermin Supreme.
“I’m not going to lead mass. Leading mass is Charlie Work!”
Trump! Make Trump the new Pope. That would be hilarious!
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Do you think that is why JD Nonce was in the Vatican? To force the Pope into announcing Trump as his successor?
I heard he was there to kill him. Hence his death shortly after.
Roman, probably. Maybe Kendall.
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
Accountability.
“You’re the pope?? I didn’t vote for you…”
- Benjamin Franklin, probably. Or whoever it was that said “Not everything quoted on the internet is real”
Honestly I don’t care (well, beyond making this
popepost), as I am not catholic. I am technically a protestant by heritage, but the truth is that I find even the term “agnostic” to be too religiously loaded to the point where I usually refer to myself as areligious instead.As for the pope. Well, he’s… there… well, not right now. But he will be soon-ish. I’ll just accept whoevers named announced while venting smoke from the cardinal thunderdome as being the new pope. And then he’ll be there again.
Beyond that, he doesn’t affect my life in any way. Nor do I affect his life in any way. Unless he accepts my challenge to an offroad and uphill car race. Yes, he’s gonna have to drive the popemobile himself for this. I’ll be driving my new AWD Lolvo. I’m sure it’ll be fun for anyone involved, no matter who wins.
But having said all of that: I think Robbie Coltrane would do well as a pope.
Last one was on the liberal side. Expect a hardcore, gay hating conservative this time.
I had read that Francis appointed 80% of the Cardinals who pick the new Pope. So it’s possible that the new Pope will have similar views to Francis.
Adam Savage
Joe Biden
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that’d be badass.
+1
I think Bill Maher should put his name in the hat. I know he’s atheist, but he got on his knees for Trump, so maybe he’s willing to give Jesus a fresh look.
