Environment be damned or don’t be damned. Because you like them or because you don’t like your neighbors … what animals would you like to see locally that are not there ?
Dodo bird.
I need sloths, hummingbirds, monarch butterflies, raccoons and orang utans in my life, please.
You do not want raccoons in your life. They are horrible criminal psychopaths that will bite you.
If not friend then why friend-shaped?
So you’re saying they’re more suited for political ambitions?
Polar bears. It would be hilarious.
polar bears. it’s the only animal that likes to eat people. daily life is just too safe and dull.
If they could cut down on the deer population, too, that would be nice.
Can confirm … and once they know what a human is, that it is tasty, that it is weak, that it is vulnerable without weapons … it will chase after people like a dog chasing squirrels.
Or you know, babies
It wouldn’t really have to chase the babies.
Koalas. Or maybe sloths. I’d love to see either climbing the trees when I go to the park.
Drop bears though
Monkeys. Several species, but specifically pygmy marmosets. What I really want is Borrowers, but since the scientific community refuses to focus research on the actually important things, it feels unlikely in my lifetime. So pygmy marmosets. I want to walk onto my porch, and a troop of teeny little monkeys is chilling out there, living their best lives.
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Humans! … oh no wait … we already did that one
They wished for that hundreds of thousands of years ago, so be careful what you wish for
Zebras seem cool. I don’t think Texas has any zebras. They can hang out with the horses…? (Idk if they actually get along.)
And giraffes! I want a giraffe to come hang out in my yard and eat some tall leaves.
Zebras are evil though
Hey now, it can’t be that black and white
I would love to have a pet capybara, so a local source of wild capybaras would be cool. Also some orangutans. I’m in Utah, so it should probably be fine.
search up CBT (capybara therapy).
Fellow Aussie?
I used to think “bloody poms with their rabbits and foxes”, but now I’m mostly angry at cats, bloody cats…
Keep your cats inside people, billions of wild animals are killed by cats every year in Australia, billions!
Idk
They’ve been there since 2013, haven’t you noticed?
