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ani@endlesstalk.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

What would you do if a wicked fairy's spell transformed you into a dog or a cat?

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What would you do if a wicked fairy's spell transformed you into a dog or a cat?

ani@endlesstalk.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Judging from experience having had both cats and dogs? Lick my own butt. Probably spend a lot of time doing that.

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    Curl up and go to sleep somewhere, content at last

  • BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world
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    Lick my own junk.

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      This guy transmorgafies!

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    I mean, there’s a lot to process here. It would depend, do I keep my present knowledge and intellect? Do I keep the abilities of the cat or dog? What about knowledge like how to hunt or eat? Why was I changed? What’s the environment? Etc.

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    Thank the fairy. Then go find a nice sunny spot and fall asleep. Unless it’s winter then I’ll go find a nice warm house

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    Could my wife adopt me as their new dog or cat or am I ostensibly a stray?

    Would I still have human intelligence? Because if so, we’re fixing to make a whole lot of money, without a whole lot of downside.

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    I’d scream “oh no!” so the wicked fairy wouldn’t figure out it’s fun for me and change their mind, and then I’d just chill with my dog or cat life. If I could be taken care of by a trusted person or people, that would be great.

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    Pick a nice family to live with, march into their house and have a happy life for the rest of my days as a spoiled pet.

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    What’s wicked about her? Sounds like a pretty good offer, either way.

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    My wife is half fucking snow white. I’ll be fine as either, but I’d prefer cat. Me and the current cat need to have a cat talk.

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    Sleep

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    I remember reading a book when I was a kid called The Dog Days of Arthur Cane. I think the fairy was a witch doctor but basically the same idea. As I recall, Arthur saw the best and the worst of humanity during his predicament. Sadly no Wikipedia page for the author but the book is on Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2006378.The_Dog_Days_of_Arthur_Cane

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    I’d get more rest and leave all my debt behind.

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    If i get to keep my intellect and memories, i’d just try to find a good owner and then enjoy it

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      I was thinking the opposite. I wouldn’t want memories of when I was human because I’ll probably start to regret being a pet at some point.

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    Probably get hit by a car.

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