Were you published for writing tough guy prose?

Probably get hit by a car.

Eat rice and beans for every meal.

Don’t eat three meals a day

Buy tools from pawn shops and learn to service your vehicle or bike

Cold showers and dark rooms

Pick up a sewing machine from a thrift store

Basically DIY as much as possible. And steal anything you can.

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Haha, mine was “I think it’s working”.

I love it.