1. Do not let Mom ever have brain surgery.
2. Make grandma see a different doctor. The current one is clueless.
3. Bust Dad for smoking in secret and force him to stop. You know how it can be done.
4. Idea of Mom and Dad getting a divorce is a scary one, but it probably would make their and your life a lot better.
5. Start jogging daily. You’ll never like it, but you need to do it to.
6. Ask her out when you’re 15. She likes you too.
7. Start taking guitar and piano lessons. Turns out you have musical talent, you just haven’t realized it yet.
8. No, I won’t tell you how to get rich. You’d fuck your life up royally with unlimited money.

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Dad dies when you’re 23. Mom is mentally ill, don’t ruin yourself trying to save her. Buy bitcoin!

It’s okay to be alone. There will be people later who will enjoy your presence, but if you’re only comfortable alone that’s okay. As long as you try every once in a while.

Choose the other school, like the smart guy did.

You will miss your family, lose your friends, and your home will be taken from you.

stay away from that one girl, you’ll know which

Keep a low profile and you’ll be fine. Just don’t take parenting/relationship advice from your parents.

Also: School stuff really is freaking easy if you’d put in just a little bit of real effort.

And skip that girl you meeed when you are 17. She’s trouble.

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Don’t sell your Gameboy. You’ll regret it within a week.

Put your handheld valuables or nice trinkets away anytime a friend is bringing over someone you don’t know. I miss my PSP :(

“You are not responsible; you were loved and wanted. Don’t lower your head. Dare to speak your mind. Don’t be afraid to tell others what you go through. You are going to be a bigger person than you expect.”

When you finish college - keep making/playing/studying music. Play more rugby - when you’re too old to play you’ll wish you had. Don’t sell your mandolin or your acoustic guitar. You’ll regret them both in later years. Buy bitcoin.

Find a way to stay in touch with the guy you met by rambling about fnaf with him before middle school begins. Also you’re autistic, which DOESN’T mean you’re just dumb as it turns out (and is also the reason why you sketch fnaf maps every day), and btw you should look into that Bernie Sanders guy who the news is still kinda talking about