Kamikaze, because somehow I almost always get it made differently (usually completely wrong). It’s comedic at this point watching a drink that simple turn out that weird. I’ve seen over a dozen variations, with the inclusion of muddled cherries being the weirdest.
Not a good comparison. Wav is lossless, ogg is lossy. If it’s for general listening, ogg. If it’s for storage or reconversion, wav. And let’s be honest, in most cases you’d want to convert wav to flac if you go that route.
Have you considered talking to her about your concerns? Punishment and chastising instead of proper discussion will just lead to circumvention.