The immortal jellyfish that can regenerate itself. (Turritopsis dohrnii medusa)
Wombat. The power to take square shits.
Idk, humans are cleverer than the average fox, it might just make you cuter (foxes are adorable) and more prone to pissing in random locations (domesticated foxes love to pee all over your shit, they can be litterbox trained, but it’s hard). Possibly claws and fangs also, which could be useful
I would get bit by a cat because i know that’s going to happen anyway. I would choose the power to import thoughts into other people.
A kitten, and my superpowers are gonna be huge dick and $10k/day.
Next question.
Dog, so that I could lick my own… belly…
A Sloth and have Sloth abilities.
Me also. Be nice to sleep 8 hours again and feel good in the morning.
Dog… I just want to be happy.
Quokka.
Eternal Happiness.
I’ll go with orangutan, and gain the ability to shift how my muscles are attached to my bones so I can adjust fine muscle control vs raw power.
“I’m sorry officer, it’s not my fault I was going 60, I forgot to reconfigure my leg muscles”
Red sea urchin. Long life and limb regeneration.
I don’t want to turn back into a baby like those who chose the immortal jellyfish.
Wait, it would be cool if you could relive your childhood once in a while.
Ill throw wombat into the mix because I want to flip trucks dig tunnels and shit cubes.
I want to get bitten by a baby red panda and gain the power to hibernate through winter.
And that is the kilian experience.
Bitten by a radioactive housecat, I gain the ability to sleep deeply and comfortably in a position that by all rights looks like it should be destroying my spine
Like I’ll take whatever else you wanna throw on top, night vision or claws or something, but I only really need that first thing
