I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.
To be able to put together the perfect response for any interaction I ever have man
This one might be A-tier.
A Tier? AAA ranging on Universe Killer Tier. The perfect response becomes the perfect negotiator, the perfect social infiltrator, the master manipulator. He casually gets free coffee, he cajoles his way through national secrets, he convinces his landlord that the concept of income through scarce resource stockpiling is immoral and that they should see the property as a shared commodity. Genius
“always knows the right action” is a S tier power in the superhero book “Worm.”
It basically meant the person could accomplish any goal, even if it took 1000 actions.
Every-time-I-go-to-sit-there-is-a-seat-man
You would always win, or break, musical chairs.
learn to squat, your legs become your own seat.
Will you be able to get a seat at Dorsia’s?
Is Paul Allen in town?
My knees and elbows don’t hurt man.
I’ll then be your sidekick: backpain-away.
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Superpower, but not that great or useful.
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superpowers are s-tier by definition, if one were b-tier it would have to just be a power
You mean never get awoken in the middle of the night by a dying fire alarm? That’s got to be at least bottom of A tier.
Man that is b tier. I’d been going for 18v at least
12v maybe?
You should consider “Understands Unspoken Details Perfectly Man.”
Having both of those would probably put your superpower level in the A or S tier, so you’ll have to consult OP on that.
If I could just remember stuff, it’d be great.
I’d be perfect departure time man. Able to determine exactly when to leave in order to arrive at your destination on time, regardless of traffic, weather, or other conditions encountered along the way.
So you want to be German?
You’re not from Germany are you? Our train system is horribly bad after it was left to rot for decades (no bigger investment into renewing or expanding stuff)
To be fair, I should probably have said Swedish as we are right on time and all German people I gave worked with were always unnecessarily 10-15 minutes early…
Not a B tier power, my God you just invented the governments secret delivery method. You’re planning perfect extraction and invasion strategies, nuclear fall back evacuation routes. You just became a national secret, son.
Yeah! Take that!
I have that power and i can tell you that the answer is always 10 min before the time in which im planning to leave.
If I’ve driven there once in my life, 99% of the time I can drive there again with no directions.
Able to summon bloons anywhere
I am the current incarnation of the-timer’s-about-to-go-off man: every time there’s a timer I’m physically uncomfortable in the seconds right before the notification beeps begin. “It should be done by now” I’ll say, just before the oven timer sounds, or the dryer plays its jingle.
Yesterday I took the dog for a walk around another store while my wife did the grocery shop, but I forgot my phone at home. Sure enough, I got the familiar itch between the shoulder blades and the dread “she’s probably done by now” and had to excuse the pup and I from the group of people giving him scritches. We all reached the car at the same time.
Never Only One Sock Woman!
NoDepression Man
FocusMan
B being secondary with A as the highest or tertiary with S as the highest?
If the former, I’ll be Doesn’t Overthink Everything Man
If the latter, I’ll go with Correct Orientation of USB drives and Cables on First Try Man
I too would choose quantum superpositioning USB powers
Those things just don’t make sense. How is it that they require being turned three times to fit?
Know how anything works just by looking at it, like Sylar from Heroes
God, I miss that series…
That sounds A-tier to me
