This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~
The Chicken Dance.
You can’t just ruin Oktoberfest like that. You’re a monster.
- Feliz Navidad
- Bad Day (Daniel Powter)
Guns and roses’ remake of knockin on heavens door. I love Bob Dylan and refuse to let it ruin the original!
It is extremely bad
Mark Morrison - Return of the Mack.
Oh my god!
‘My Heart Will Go On’ by Celine Dion
Near, far…whereeeeeeever you are.
Anything with Neil Young singing. Nothing against him as a person, just his voice… it’s hurts my teeth.
1-877-CARS-4KIDS
K.A.R.S CARS FOR KIDS
1-877-CARS 4 KIDS
DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY
runs screaming off a cliff, smiling through tears
Now accepting donations of land, buildings, and other forms of real estate!
Can I please donate the real estate this occupies in my brain.
K a r s cars for kids?
They’re kids, not English professors
Sorry, whenever I read the phone number 1 877 Kars for kids, it needs to be spelled incorrectly, just in case someone wanted to donate their car today. If they’re going to spell it wrong I’m the phone number it should be spelled wrong in the lyrics. I didn’t realize the op had spelled out the phone number correctly XD
1000%
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So shall it be done.
Feliz Navidad.
Edit: added YouTube link to make it clear that I was referencing a parody.
Nah, it’s just wicked repetitive and I hate it. I had a cubicle neighbor that played the radio and it felt like that frigging song played in a loop, alongside the “kars 4 kids” jingle.
I guess it wasn’t clear but I was trying to make people aware of the following parody of Feliz Navidad: Illegals in my yard
I’m not sure how you interpreted it.
Ah, I thought you were being racist against people who might sing a song in a non-English language.
Nope, while I prefer songs in languages that I know fluently, I don’t mind other languages though I prefer to know the meaning before singing it myself.
Also Feliz Navidad has more English words anyways.
Pearl jam last kiss.
I just hate it.
Keep who let the dogs out, keep the witch doctor, toss the last kiss.
Tricky, theirs is a cover version, so the original would still exist.
Updoot
Them’s fightin’ words!
I actually quite like Weezer, but goddamn that song drives me nuts for some reason I can’t put my finger on. A close second is Bubbly - Colbie Caillat, in large part because of the line “I get the tingles in a silly place”. It’s such a deranged way to say you’re horny.
I think Beverly Hills is supposed to be grating. Like the people from Beverly Hills.
Could I cut up my wish into just wiping parts of a few songs? Like the march tune from Tears of a Clown, the electronic watch alarm in Rock the Casbah, and the chopsticks part of Blinded by the Light.
The sorcerer indulges you this wish.
Georgia Satellites - Keep Your Hands to Yourself
I CANNOT kill this off my Spotify country list.
Spotify has a block button. I discovered this after being accosted by ICP.
Have you tried giving it a weddin’ rang?
Never Gonna Give You Up just so it breaks the Internet.
