Sir…this is a Wendy’s.

Google search says it’s cannabis. Maybe you lucked out and get some good smoke outta it?

Truly understood the bleak outlook of a gunslinger

So I looked up Fort Knox, which holds 147 million ounces of gold, and then I found out that probably the rarest coin in the world is held there.

The 1974 aluminum cent.

And me being really stoned right now, forgot the question.

Damn lol.

Well…

gestures at the world on fire with encroaching fascism all around

Ooo ooo do me next! I have zero idea how I’m doing, but I haven’t been banned anywhere. I think lol

They are literally sending wounded soldiers back to the front on crutches, lol.

If that isn’t like Mordor, then what is?

" I ain’t an athlete, lady. I’m a baseball player." - John Kruk absolute unit and legend First Baseman.

Eat relatively healthy, stay hydrated, and get 7 hours of sleep.

cracks a beer and stuffs a jalapeño popper in his gob

Yeah, but then I’ll be in a health food store or a gym.

I spoiled a part of Infinity War back in the day, and I’d expect a 305 lb katana wielding fedora wearer to appear out of the shadows at my door. Those dudes were pissed and drunk me didn’t even know I did it until the mod that banned me for a month pointed it out.

Yep, that’s the one! Sucker is fucking heavy too lmao.

I bought a poster of all the chord shapes and would constantly run through the whole thing while watching TV and a huge Beatles book because everyone knows Beatles songs. They literally taught us a bunch of them in grade school music classes growing up. After a couple of years of basic chord structure and strumming, I then moved on to learning scales. Mostly right now, concentrate on chord shapes, building up hand strength, and strumming. Pick easy three chord songs that you know and enjoy and play the heck out of them.

So…The Spectre

Fresh free range egg from my chickens, nice slice of cheddar cheese, and a sausage patty are pretty good on them, too.

Or some peanut butter if you are in a rush.

It’s my sister-in-law and I who practically eat the whole dish, lol.

Now I’m hungry lol

Green bean casserole.

I was grossed out as a kid, but that stuff is the bomb.

It’s gonna be sweet

until the bubble bursts and the second great depression starts

The amount of minable materials in the vast area of Siberia could have set russia up as an economic powerhouse. That’s why China is helping them run themselves into the meat grinder in Ukraine. The inevitable collapse will allow them to scoop up the area.

It is really good lmao

Wife made butternut squash soup with sweet Italian sausage mixed in.

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runs screaming off a cliff, smiling through tears

I want Ozzy’s liver. That dude is a bona fide mutant from the genome sequence they did in 2010.

The Coldfire Trilogy

Yep. Because it would have tanked the economy and it wasnt illegal lmao.

Then they made sure they got what they asked for.

Crazy how that gets left out every time someone mentions it.

5th Element.

One of, if not the best action flick of all time.

Not for the weak of heart.

Back in the old NES days, there was a game called Bionic Commando. The character has a bionic arm that is shot out like a grappling gun to aid in movement. That was bitchin’ and unique.

The game that almost ruined my marriage, lol.

Those 8 hour task force runs aren’t going to run themselves, honey!!

The Coldfire Trilogy

I bought it because I needed something to read on a flight, the cover looked cool for Black Sun Rising, and it blew me away.

This will be a popular song for the 15 mins it will take for the missiles to reach their destination.

The real Dread Pirate Roberts has been retired fifteen years and living like a king in Patagonia.

Employ trebuchets. Don’t waste time with catapults. They are inferior siege engines.

Stagger your men as well, so their return fire can not score heavy casualties.

You’ll want your pikemen to take the front lines. The length of the pikes will give them an advantage, followed by foot soldiers, then bowman. Use your calvary as a last resort because it’s only two landlords. Your superior numbers and siege engines should win the day.

Now get out there and win the day, sir!

Yahoo account from 2003 still use it daily

I’d say it’s a toss-up between a mongoose and a honey badger.

Ricky ticky tavvy was a fast son of a bitch.

And honey badger just don’t care.

🤔

Mongoose.

Mark Kelly.

Astronaut, has absolutely been an amazing husband to Gabby Gifords, impeccable background that is literally the American Dream, and untouchable character.

He would absolutely destroy Trump.

No wonder I was driving too fast.

They snuck it right in there lol