- First you pay money to Canonical, and then you load the disc into the PC.
- Animal noises and bongo drums play for some reason and you’re presented with an orange game menu.
- You click on one of the squares stacked clumsily on the left and nothing happens.
- You click it again and it drags with your mouse up the hierarchy.
- Finally, it lets go and a big white square fills the screen, knocking you off your chair.
- A popup window spawns from an empty corner and informs you that there are 25 packages that can be updated.
- Daunted by the unending onslaught, you curl up into a ball and weep
Microsoft Windows ME is the Battletoads of operating systems.
The final boss is acknowledging the hubris of believing you could ever win.
That final boss is easy. Just do Ctrl+Alt+Del, and then start killing all processes one-by-one until you get the blue screen of victory
Blue screen of victory?
Fuck, I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! 😂🤣
The final boss was Arch in the early days.
The boss fight was troubleshooting your display settings in Xorg.conf blindly, because you didn’t have any screen output after an update.The final boss of Windows is to crowbar out a metric shitton of bullshit and you do it with a bunch of registry tweaks and GPedit
UNIX: rename your NIC to something human readable
Make your own, and don’t be so professional about it.
Kill screen: Uninstal McAfee
Instructions unclear, uninstall what?
God.
You patch God out of TempleOS
Windows 11, the settings panel, a terrifying combination of old and new technology.
Happy cry Linux mode activated… 🐧
Win10, the updates that keep loading bloatware and undoing debloater
I literally only have it on a work laptop to keep os familiarity in my toolkit (tech)
windows 10: uninstall edge
windows 11: uninstall copilot
windows: uninstall
Windows 10 DLC just dropped. Copilot added from Windows 11.
John mcafee’s ghonnerea
I’m just gonna leave this here…
Bill Gates, communism.
William Gates retired, MicroShaft is now headed by Satya Nadella, who is apparently some fuckwit that’s out of touch with humanity.
i do know that, Bill wasn’t innocent either. I do like quite a bit of what he’s doing, but back in the day that was a ruthless motherfucker.
You are aware that communism ≠ capitalism ≠ dictatorship right?
People (often brainwashed US citizens) throw that communism word around as if it’s somehow bad.
That was a legitimate answer
If it’s unix,
sudo rm -rf /*the system without mercy! If it’s windows, nah, it will win.Love this Insert Credit type question
It would be General Failure reading the disc. I would fsck him up, and replace disc if necessary.
Yes, I know those may be different oses, but I was thinking multiplatform
