It’s something that I don’t know whether it’s a dying subgenre ofa subgenre (genre?), but the nightcore music where all they do is speed up the music and shift the pitch. Literally no other edits. I would be running fast if a neighbor of mine started blasting that.

German “Schlager”

Alright. Y’all ever hear about the shaggs?

A dad was told by a fortune teller that his yet-unborn kids were destined for musical stardom. After that, the dad had no choice but to force his eventual kids into a band.

These kids had no musical training. No sense of rhythm, no sense of pitch.

Their released music is the auditory equivalent of a child’s crayon drawing hung on the fridge. It’s astoundingly disjointed. It’s all wrong. Frank Zappa said they’re better than the Beatles. SOMEONE out there likes screamo. Some folks out there like bagpipes. Then what happens? Your neighbor loves blasting screamo. You’ve played yourself. Unless Frank Zappa is moving in, you’d be hard pressed to find a potential buyer that like the shaggs.

Enjoy.

Reggae can be fun, especially to dance to, but when heard through a wall, you mostly hear the bass and all reggae has the same bass track. It’s almost comical, like that beat is a requirement of the genre. After hours of reggae you’ll wanna smash that stereo.

This is not a judgement of the musical genre and I think it’s way more profound and expressive than the average commodified pop music we have. However, I remember making a report about the history of music (for an arts appreciation class in college) and I ended the report with some Japanoise (a genre of noise music) like this one:

https://youtu.be/L7p_C9OlN40

The teacher was really delighted, but my classmates were like “WTF?”

EDIT: Reworded some confusing sentence construction

I have to go with dubstep. Clown Core is interesting, but it still has sections that are clearly music. Dubstep is just noise.

What’s that dolphin-sounding song someone played during sex in that meme? That.

Alternatively, the brown note (assuming it’s real).

Or like hardcore noise stuff. Is “Wall of sound” a type of it?

Edit: How could I forget Ram Ranch?

Why try to delay it? Also trying to buy a house in this economy sheesh

You need to look up Komar & Melamid. They did market research art, and they commissioned “The Least Favorite Song” after a survey that showed the least favorite features of songs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_People’s_Choice_Music#The_Most_Unwanted_Song

Turn on the radio (to a contemporary pop station) and you’ll see. Especially with all that christmas music right now.

Rap.

If it won’t get you in trouble, throw some cheap lawn ornaments up as well. Maybe get creative with loose hubcaps.

Clown Core is for those with discerning tastes.

I vote for Japanische Kampfhörspiele!