No weeds in my garden. Kinda how the Teletubbies never dealt with crabgrass.

I am Conan the Barbarian’s God

I froze my credit on the big 3. Only unfreeze when I know I’ll be buying something like a car that needs financing. I did it…it’s easy … Just keep track of your passwords and questions when freezing the accounts.

Google

No, they aren’t terrible …they are gawd awful.

Who’s your favorite little rascal? Is it alfalfa? Or SPANKY?

Cats in the cradle, has no one said this one 😭 😭 😭

It’s the miscellaneous utensil drawer. We have 2. Up top for common ones like can opener, corkscrew… big one on floor for the lesser used ones like rolling pin, flour sifter, hand mixer…

If you are arguing over this, don’t. Not worth it because there’s no better answer unless you have a millionaire mansion with a gazillion drawers

10 Do you have food? 20 Do you have my squeaky ball? 30 GOTO 10

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

– Conan

You didn’t think meta would give away Whatsapp without harvesting your phone number did you? Remember you and your data are the product

The force is strong with this one.

Still waiting for my personal jetpack and/or flying car

What da fuck is Eddie Vetter saying anyway?

Linux tool. I use it on Ubuntu hosts

Try mtr . It’ll run kinda like a trace route but will show you where the delay is happening. Still relys in icmp not being blocked

In Florida. Small 3/2. Biggest expense is home insurance. In Florida it is crazy expensive. 10k a year with windstorm at a crazy high 20k deductible. And insurance demands a new roof under 15 years old, even if the roof has a 20 year warranty.

Taxes are 6k a year. That’s with all the benefits I could claim.

Everything else is 2k a month.

Everything except house upkeep. Everything breaks and Everything is so expensive to get fixed with a pro. I’ve learned a lot of DIY , but there are things you just can’t tackle. Plumbing, 220 electrical, HVAC… If anything breaks prepare to spend 1k to 7k depending

Conan the Barbarian History of the World pt1 Star wars Raiders of the Lost arc Master and Commander

I picked up an LG OLED 50 " on sale for $899.00 at Best buy. Pretty decent deal for a full OLED screen. It has all the smart shit, I just don’t connect to wifi. Librelec works great through a PI. The HDMI transmits remote control through HDMI cable and I can control the media server with the same remote. Pleasant surprise.

All the neighborhood kids came to play Pong at my house

Well I also built a Gopher server just for shits and giggles, so why not

Can we just bring back IRC?

How can I get Lemmy to stop all the political stuff

Youtube has helped me save on so many home repairs. 400 service calls become a 30 part and an afternoon of taking the dryer apart with video guides.

Clicks button Suddenly I’m Brad Pitt in Fight club

I bought a RoboGrip, self adjusting wrench, maybe 35 years ago a a Sears iirc. One of the best tools I ever brought and still going strong.

Nope. But they can be pardoned for those acts by the prez

I maxed out the buzz lighter shooter ride in Disney… 9s all across. I have a picture of it somewhere

I see the difference as Would is indicative of intent. E.g. would you drink coffee Could us indicative of ability. E.g. could you drink coffee

And this we get the best ending lyric from Alice in Chains…“if I would, could you ?”

Sounds like another thing to be racist about for typical dumb fuck populations.

The Starks have joined the chat

In Florida, anything under 78 F and 50% humidity is just lovely

If information is ever subject of a subpoena, your phone could be seized as evidence… OS separation doesn’t matter. Just like you wouldn’t check corporate email or keep corp documents on your personal laptop…because your laptop could be seized for any corp legal action

Don’t mix business and personal.

Don’t Install any corp app on a personal phone. No matter what.

Maintain a veil of separation between personal and business. Just say you can’t install it.

They must then provide you with needed hardware.

Just say you don’t have a smartphone…you have a flip phone…doesn’t matter.

And don’t fall for the argument that companies require ties also, they can require cell phones… Not at all same thing.

Just like in bush v gore, Supreme Court may say immunity is allowed, but only for this 1 case.

Any Jesus movie… “Father, Why have you abandoned me? You piece of Shit”

Jar of Flies by Alice in Chains Absolutely fantastic

Officially, once elected President, you are granted the title or “Mr. President” for life.

Smartphones