I work at a bowling alley with a bar, so there’s quite a few ways.

• Hit them with a bowling ball.
• Beat them with a bumper stick.
• Make a Molotov cocktail.
• Use the knives in the kitchen to stab them.

In the words of James Bond:

“They’ll print anything these days.”

I’d say that society as we know it would collapse fairly quickly, with it being replaced by a communist or socialist system fairly quickly. Fields that require brains would be in significant demand, as food would become a non issue. Same thing would occur with other essentials, such as food and medicine. As mentioned in other comments, money would become worthless. And there would be people who would make new replicators who would have reverse engineered their replicators.

That would definitely end you and a majority of the New York metropolitan area… but it wouldn’t end the world.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_child

Walking a Guinea pig… they must be absolutely ferocious little things…

deleted by creator

I’d say one of those immortality peaches from Chinese myth. Probably one of the eternal youth ones that blooms every six thousand years.

I thought that it was fairly normal… until you got to the malt vinegar.

The only real issue I see with organic food is that it excludes GMOs

At best, organic food offers the same nutritional value as non organic food. At worst, it’s less nutritious and more expensive.